On logic
Sherlock Holmes and his faithful companion Dr. Watson once went on a camping trip. Some hours after they lay down for the night and went to sleep Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?” Holmes asked.
Watson pondered for a minute – accompanying Holmes for years had given him countless opportunities to see the power of careful observations, and, as he was no intellectual slouch himself, he thought now might be a good opportunity to put his own keen observational abilities on display.
“Well, Holmes, astronomically speaking it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?”
“It tells me, Watson, that someone has stolen our tent!”
Source: Adapted from a joke making its way around the Internet
Simply and truly…
There once was a man whose parents had given him the highly unusual name of “Amazing” when he was born. They gave him the name in the hopes that he would live up to it and achieve great things.
But as far as most people were concerned, Amazing never seemed to do anything to live up to his name. He never even got far from where he was born. He worked in the family business, and had some limited – one might even say quite normal or ordinary – success and married his high school sweetheart. While she thought him quite extraordinary, no one else did, and his name left him as the unfortunate butt of countless jokes. These jokes so bothered him that he told his wife that when he died he didn’t even want his name put on his tombstone; maybe then the jokes would stop.
Well, when Amazing did finally die, his wife honored his request. But she also wanted to have people finally understand how extraordinary her husband had been. So in place of his name she had this inscription placed on the tombstone: “Here lies a man who was loving and faithful to his wife for 60 years.”
And now, whenever people walk by, they point and say, “Well, isn’t that Amazing!”
Source: A joke passed along by my father-in-law
Do you like being corrected? David did.
We’re supposed to love correction. Not throw a fit in response to it, or even stoically accept it. No, we’re supposed to love it. Proverbs 9:8 is just one of the texts where God makes this point:
Don’t reprove a scoffer, lest he hate you.
Reprove a wise man, and he will love you.
God tells us that reproof is, in fact, a sign that He loves us: “whom the Lord loves, he chastens, And scourges every son whom he receives” (Heb. 12:6). This verse makes good sense to any parent – it’s a lot easier to not discipline our kids, to just let it go this time (and the next, and the time after that) but if we love them, then we want to teach them what’s wrong and right, and that will necessarily involve reproof of some sort.
Still, “love correction” is a hard command to follow, so it struck me when I came across King David’s response to the prophet Nathan’s rebuke. As you’ll recall, Nathan came to David after David had committed adultery with Bathsheba, and murdered her husband to cover it up (2 Samuel 11-12). Nathan came with condemnation, and a curse. Though David confessed his guilt, Nathan informed the king that the LORD would kill the child that he had conceived with Bathsheba. And the child did die.
We would all understand it if David didn’t think all that kindly of Nathan after that. But, despite his great sins, David was still a man of God, and he shows this in his response to Nathan’s reproof. In 1 Chronicles 3:5 we read that, of the four sons David had with Bathsheba, one was named Nathan! Here, then, is a man who was reproved, and seems to have loved the messenger who brought him that correction.
The next time you’re grumpy…
I saw this four-step cheer-yourself-up process on my sister-in-law’s social media feed and had to try it out. And it worked!
- Whisper “beep boop” to yourself. Repeat randomly over the next couple minutes
- Pinch your nose and say “sneep snop”
- Nose pinched, say “boopdedoop” in a really deep voice
- Nose still pinched, say “bubbles” in the angriest voice you can
Give it a go and let me know if you find it effective too (the fourth one really gets me).
But why does it work?
The world often acts as if emotions control us, but God talks about self-control as being a fruit of the Spirit (Gal. 5:22-23). There’s a sense too, in what God tells us, of emotions being actions we can do. So we might not be called to feel happy, but we are commanded to rejoice always (Phil. 4:4), and rejoicing is something we can express no matter how we might feel.
This involves a person trying to actually control their emotions. And because the attempt is something that lines right up with God’s commands, the fruit that results is good. God’s love comes out in His commandments, such that obeying God is good for us.
What is the purpose of your home?
Some years back Rev. Peter Moelker wrote a head-clearing piece titled “My home, my idol?” in Faith in Focus. He asked Christians to give their head a shake and really think about why we buy, renovate, paint, scrub, tidy, dust, vacuum and have our homes:
“Have you ever sat back and asked yourself the question: ‘what is my home really for?’ What is its purpose? A place to store our stuff? A museum to be shown to select guests? A fast-food restaurant to prepare quick meals for those who hurriedly pass through? What is the purpose of my home? The Bible tells us that our homes are to be places where children are instructed in the Law of the Lord (Deut. 6:7, 11:19), where the righteous experience the Lord’s blessing (Prov. 3:33), where Christians fellowship and worship God together (Acts 2:46), and where others are invited in to enjoy that same blessing of the Lord (Acts 16:15, 18:26, Romans 12:13, 16:23, 1 Peter 4:9, 3 John 1:8).”
We might be embarrassed to have guests over when our home isn’t pristine and smelling of lemon-scented Mr. Clean, or when we’re having some problems with the night’s menu. But if we realize the purpose of our home is for it to be used to the glory of God, rather than presented at its best for our own glory we’ll have the proper perspective and not sweat such little stuff.
Sola Opus Dei
“I guess you could say we’ve been saved by works. His.” – Shai Linne, “Active Obedience” from his album Lyrical Theology Part One
Why God can’t make a square circle
Here’s a trick question atheists pose:
“If God is all-powerful, can He create a rock so heavy He can’t lift it?”
If Christians answer yes, then God must not be all-powerful since He can’t lift the rock. And if we say no, then it again calls into question God’s omnipotence – He must not be all-powerful, because it isn’t within His powers to make such a rock.
But the question misunderstands what Christians are saying about God when we talk about God’s omnipotence. While we claim it is within His power to do anything, we aren’t saying it is within His character. There are, in fact, many things God cannot do, because to do them would violate His own character.
For example, God is eternal, so He cannot cease to be. He also cannot lie, and cannot abandon His elect. And, for the very same reason – because it would violate His character – He cannot make a rock so big He can’t lift it (or make a square circle, or homosexual marriage, etc.). God’s character is the very basis for reason and logic, and He will not do anything that would violate the essence of Who He is.
Diversity
by Rob Slane
Up is like down when left is like right
Cold may be hot when the day is like night
The cat and the dog are the same only when
The men are like women and the women like men
Celebrate diversity for sure, but recall
That small really is small and tall really is tall
Calling smiling a frown will not make it a frown
Up really is up and down really down
Updating a “classic”
Have you noticed how grim many nursery rhymes are? Jack goes up a hill to get water and ends up cracking his head, while precariously perched Humpty Dumpty breaks his whole body… irreparably.
Years back, I decided I absolutely had to draw the line when I made the mistake of reading “rock-a-bye baby” as a goodnight story to my two-year-old. I quickly made a last-line revision that would be far more conducive to my toddler having a restful – nightmare-free – sleep. This is how my version goes:
Rock-a-bye baby, on the treetop,
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock,
If the bough breaks, the cradle will fall,
And Daddy will catch them, cradle and all.
On patience
- “Patience is a quality you admire in the driver behind you, and scorn in the one ahead.”
- “Living would be easier if men showed as much patience at home as they do when they’re fishing.”
Source: God’s little instruction book
Man vs. beast
“…our best moralists tell us to treat other animals well – never dreaming of telling the animals to treat us well!”
– C. John Collins explaining how even those who say we came from the animals can’t help but acknowledge how distinct we are from them.
