Practice makes better
I had a friend who makes it a point of pride not to open doors for women because. “Women are just as capable of opening doors as men.”
True, but he’s missed the point of this little politeness. Gifted with greater strength, men could use their power (and some brutes do) to dominate women. Proper Christian chaps in times past took a stand against this misuse and instead put their strength at women’s disposal, doing so in many different ways: helping with chairs, giving up their seat on the bus, carrying packages, holding the song book at church and, yes, opening doors for the fairer sex.
It wasn’t that women were incapable – men were just practicing using their strength to help. They were engraining a habit, and modeling it to others, showing how gentle men behave. And since brutes continue to abound it’s clear that many men still need to practice and model this gentlemanly behavior.
Pop Quiz
Put your biblical knowledge to the test. Order the following events as they occur in the Bible beginning with “1” for the earliest and “10” for the last. Answers are at the bottom of this page.
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- Daniel in the lions’ den
- Noah’s ark
- The giving of the Ten Commandments
- Elijah and the prophets of Baal
- Solomon building the Temple
- Samson and Delilah
- Jesus feeding the 5,000
- Saul’s vision on the Damascus road
- Joseph and his coat of many colors
- The martyring of Stephen
Nellie: a life worth living (27 min)
“I’ll play football in heaven,” says John “Nellie” Nelson (1965-2009) who was born with arthrogryposis and couldn’t move any of his joints from his neck down. He was, nevertheless, an assistant football coach for one of the best football programs in the country. What he did with the little he was given showed these young men what living to God’s glory really meant.
I first saw this at a film festival a decade back, and was delighted to discover it is now available for free on YouTube.
Marital advice from the unmarried
I got married later in life, and in my single days I wrote down some advice for the married me that I hoped would be. It was a few things that I, and some other singles, noticed about the very happiest of our married friends.
- They make it a priority to hug or kiss their spouses hello and goodbye. That mushy stuff may make the kids groan but it sure seems to keep mom and dad happy.
- While Dutch folk do have a tendency to tease the ones we love, happy couples are also quick to compliment their spouses (men, see Prov. 31:10-31 for a little inspiration).
- “Dating” is common – they find ways to regularly spend time alone together.
- While tonight it may have been your wife’s job to make supper, that’s no reason not to thank her for the wonderful meal! The happiest couples regularly thank each other, even for the ordinary routine work they do for one another every day.
- And the happiest couples grow spiritually together, not just reading the Bible together, but really studying it and praying together.
A punny pastor
Pastor John Barach posted this bit to his blog some years back, on pulpit exchanges:
TERRY: “So when you have a pulpit exchange, you come here and our pastor goes to another church and that pastor goes to another church… It’s kind of a domino effect!”
ME: “No, Terry. It’s the dominee effect.”
Fly the silly skies
WestJet is a Canadian airline known for its humorous flight attendants. The following are some quips attributed to these flying funsters:
- “Welcome aboard West Jet Flight 245 to Calgary. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt; and, if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised.”
- “In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite.”
- “Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we’ll try to have them fixed before we arrive.
- After a very hard landing in Edmonton, the flight attendant came on the intercom: “That was quite a bump, and I know what y’all are thinking. I’m here to tell you it wasn’t the airline’s fault, it wasn’t the pilot’s fault, it wasn’t the flight attendant’s fault… it was the asphalt.”
Quote of the month
“People should know what they believe and why they believe it, and they should know what they don’t believe and why they don’t believe it.” – Dr. Glen Martin
A stolen gift
In June street evangelist Ray Comfort’s new bicycle was stolen, so he ended up going back to the same bike store to buy the very same bike again. He has already spoken with the store owner about God the last visit, so this time he asked the man about his family, and discovered that while he had two children, and had been with their mom for 15 years, they were not married. And this is what Ray then told him:
“I told him that if he loved his girlfriend he would marry her. I talked about her eternal salvation and that he was making her a fornicator. I also told him that the Bible begins with a naked couple being commanded by God to have sex, that sex is a gift from God to humanity…. Then I told him a story of a little boy whose dad had a brand new $100 bill in his wallet that he was going to give him as a gift. Not knowing that, the son snuck into his dad’s room, opened the wallet and stole the money. The $100 was going to be his anyway, but he stole it and made something bad out of something that was going to be good. I said, ‘That’s what you’ve done with God’s gift of sex.'”
SOURCE: Ray Comfort’s Facebook post of June 10, 2014
Anagram arrangements
Sometimes the exact same letters can be used to say the same thing in another way, as happens in the anagrams below.
- Astronomer: Moon starer
- The eyes: They see
- The Morse Code: Here come dots
- Slot Machines: Cash lost in me
- Snooze Alarms: Alas! No more Z’s
- A decimal point: I’m a dot in place
- The earthquakes: That queer shake
- Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one
- Butterfly: Flutter-by
- Vacation Times: I’m Not as Active
Source: the world wide web
Dad joke of the month
Two atoms are walking down a road when one says, “Oh no, I’ve lost my electron!”
“Are you sure?” asks the second.
“Yes,” says the first, “I’m positive!”
Source: 3-2-1 Penguins – The Cheating Scales of BullaManka
Unromantic… or just thrifty?
Rene Gutteridge’s romance novel My Life as a Doormat has a rather creative introduction on being a romantic on the cheap:
“I’m practical. Practical people can be romantics. I don’t think the two contradict each other. Sure, I cringe when an insane amount of money is spent on a dozen roses, and as I watch them die their slow deaths despite the Evian and the aspirin tablet, I can’t help but wonder what better use there was for forty dollars. Can the feeling of holding roses really match saving the starving children of the world? I simply pose the question.
“I’m getting sidetracked. The fact of the matter is that I just see romance differently. I see it in defined spaces, with reason and structure attached. Romance doesn’t necessarily need spontaneity either. Scheduled romance is certainly a viable option for busy people. There’s no reason why a bottle of wine can’t be sought out days ahead of time, why a horse-drawn carriage can’t be ridden in the off-season to save ten dollars. Practicality is a simple frame of mind that in all honesty offers more perks and functionality than such frivolousness.”
Bringing the Greek fire!
“Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.” – attributed to Plato
Answers for “Pop Quiz”
The correct order of events is 2, 9, 3, 6, 5, 4, 1, 7, 10, 8
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- Noah’s ark
- Joseph and his coat of many colors
- The giving of the Ten Commandments
- Samson and Delilah
- Solomon building the Temple
- Elijah and the prophets of Baal
- Daniel in the lions’ den
- Jesus feeding the 5,000
- The martyring of Stephen
- Saul’s vision on the Damascus road